Sunday 14 July 1963
A mystery woman holding a screwdriver has been caught trying to get into Buckingham Palace. The woman asked to sign the visitors’ book inside the Privy Purse Door. Three questions remain unanswered: Who was the woman? What did she really want? And where is she now?
Soon, there may be small telephones that we can carry about. Not only will you be able to ring from anywhere, you will also be able to see the person you are talking with. The big question is – will this new technology diminish loneliness or increase it?
The postman’s knock or ring is to finish. The Post Office plan to amend regulations so that the knock will only be used when mail cannot be pushed through the letterbox.
Ice cream vans in Gorleston, Norfolk will have quieter chimes in future. The residents have complained that the current chimes are too noisy.
Book of the Week: Sword at Sunset by Rosemary Sutcliff. It’s historical. It’s massive. It’s about King Arthur. It will supply your weekend reading until Christmas! And you won’t regret it.
Maureen Evans from Cardiff is one of the few singers who can convince the BBC that the classics can be put into pop form without offending long-haired music lovers. Check out Like I Do and Tomorrow is Another Day, classically influenced tunes that are sure to be hits in Discville.
Television highlights: Fireball XL5. The Roy Castle Show. This Nation Tomorrow.
Radio highlights: Your Hundred Best Tunes. In Search of the Truth.
Weather: bright, then cloudy with rain.
Monday 15 July 1963
A wife obtained a divorce on the grounds of cruelty after her husband insisted that she should tickle his feet for hour after hour. When the wife refused, the husband rigged up a machine with a milk bottle and an umbrella to tickle his feet, but it did not work. The judge said the tickling was harmless in itself, but because it was causing the wife distress he found in her favour.
Tattoos are back in favour, but they can be expensive, so Mr Ron Austin of Peterborough, Northants has started a service with a difference – tattoos on hire purchase. Any tattoo over five bob can be paid for at half-a-crown a week.
In Barnsley, Yorkshire a 41 year old coal miner put his false teeth on a conveyer belt and started to eat his sandwiches. The belt accidentally reversed – whisking his false teeth away. He’s been told that he must pay £5 for a replacement set.
A storm blew up last night after Dr Alex Comfort gave a talk about the Facts of Life on BBC television. After the programme, forty-four viewers phoned the BBC to complain that Sunday evening was the wrong time for such a programme. Four viewers phoned in to praise the programme.
Found in the foundations of an old building – a bottle embedded in the concrete containing a copy of the Daily Mirror dated 31 July 1908.
Personal advertisement: Elaine, you’re needed – JNW.
Television highlights: Hiss v Hi-Fi – a look at records and record machines. County Cricket – Lancashire v Sussex. Pit Your Wits – quiz with Kenneth Kendall.
Radio highlights: Concert Hour. Improve Your German.
Weather: cloudy, rain, bright spells. Outlook – unsettled. 19c, 67f.
15 July 1963 Postscript
Tuesday 16 July 1963
New York stripper Dior Angel (pictured) insists that she will marry British baronet Sir Charles Musgrave even if “she has to use her father’s shotgun”. Sir Charles advertised for a wife, Dior replied, but Sir Charles said she was not his type. However, Miss Angel is not taking no for an answer. She said, “Please refer to me as the future Lady Musgrave. The wedding will be no later than Christmas. I intend to take a plane to England and find Sir Charles.”
A carpet racket has been smashed by the Good Housekeeping Institute. Door-to-door salesmen have been selling cheap, shoddy carpets marked with the Institute’s seal of guarantee. But the seals were forgeries. Now the Institute has withdrawn all its seals. A spokesman said, “Our problem now is to find a seal that is impossible to copy.”
A parcel containing equipment from a rocket fired at Woomera, Australia turned up at Stockport, Cheshire today. The parcel, missing for a month, was addressed to Jodrell Bank, Cheshire.
Three people are to be prosecuted for football league match fixing. Inquiries started two months ago after Bristol Rovers drew 2 – 2 at Bradford. It’s alleged that some of the players involved were bribed to “fix” the match.
Advertisement: women, get more out of life – become a catering manager.
Television highlights: Commander Cousteau – The House Under the Sea. The Sky at Night. Here and Now – an opera school.
Radio highlights: Marching and Waltzing. Pop Go the Beatles.
Weather: sunny spells, showers. Outlook – bright with scattered showers. 20c, 68f.
Wednesday 17 July 1963
Paul McCartney, a member of the Beatles singing group, was fined £17 for speeding and for failing to produce a driving licence. He explained that he put his foot down when he and the three other members of the band were chased by fans. Mr Brian Epstein, who manages the Beatles, said, “I will ask them to travel by coach on future tours.”
The number of known drug addicts in Britain has risen again. Last year’s total was 532. The previous year’s total was 470. The addicts listed do not include opium or hemp. The number of women listed – 270. The number of men – 262.
There is no longer any overcrowding in Slough, Buckinghamshire – the local council has abolished it. In future, crowded houses will be referred to as “multiple occupation”.
As soon as a woman becomes pregnant she should keep a daily diary of everything she does for three months. This advice comes from the British Medical Association. She should record any medicines taken, what she had for breakfast, and everything else, including whether she watched BBC or ITV.
Mr Ricardo Zzyzz has lost his position of last place in the Los Angeles telephone book. He has been replaced by the ZZZZZ Wake Up Service.
Letters: Listening to the cricket commentary, I heard the commentator say that one of our bowlers had two short legs. Are such personal remarks really called for?
Television highlights: Taxi! with Sid James. Cricket – MCC Australia XI v The Rest from Lord’s. The City – documentary about London.
Radio highlights: Enchanted Evenings. Date With a Disc.
Weather: rain at times. Outlook – changeable. 20c, 68f.
Thursday 18 July 1963
Action against the “Faceless Men” behind inhuman property rackets was demanded in Parliament last night. Intimidation of tenants, as practised by the dead “slum emperor” Peter Rachman, friend of Christine Keeler and Mandy Rice-Davies, is still going on. Tenants are being evicted and beaten up by these thugs. Labour has demanded immediate action. A spokesman for the Tory Government said they would look into the matter and see if “sharper teeth” were needed to strengthen the law.
Petula Clark’s performance on the ABC television programme Lucky Stars was wiped clean when an engineer pressed a wrong button. From Paris, where she is recording another programme, Miss Clark said, “I’m not upset. I think the whole thing is rather funny.”
Every morning, wise women do this – they drink a glass of hot water because it helps keep sluggishness at bay. And for an extra boost they add Juno Junipah Health Salts. Juno Junipah – specially recommended and formulated for women.
Agony Aunt: Alf writes, “My girlfriend’s mother is already going fat at forty. Will my girlfriend go the same way?” Jane Adams’ reply, “There is some truth in the saying that to look into a girlfriend’s future you should take a look at her mother, but your attitude towards your girlfriend will ultimately determine whether or not she goes to seed.”
A man in uniform walked into a Hammersmith post office and walked out with a bag of mail. Staff later discovered that he was bogus. The police are hunting him.
Music: “This is Merseybeat” is a throbbing long-player featuring nine different Liverpool groups. This week’s number one – Confessin’ by Frank Ifield. New entries – Walkin’ Tall by Adam Faith and I’ll Cut Your Tail Off by John Leyton.
Television highlights: The Gondoliers – Canadian production of the Gilbert and Sullivan classic. Try Out Your French. Glamour ‘63.
Radio highlights: Lunchtime Prom. Music From Scarborough.
Weather: sunny spells and showers. Outlook – continuing changeable. 20c, 68f.
Friday 19 July 1963
“There’s a cheetah on the prowl.” Or maybe it’s a leopard. More than 200 troops, police and dogs went on safari through four and a half miles of parkland at Shooters Hill, near Woolwich, SE18, yesterday. The jungle cat scare began when a long-distance lorry driver thought he saw a leopard leaping from the road into a park. Four policemen also spotted a “large golden animal” on the loose. The animal might have leapt from a boat on the Thames. Trackers are following footprints and large hams have been placed around the search area.
Is the bird you fancy suitable to be your wife? This clothing guide will help you decide. If she’s mad about frills and petticoats and nipped-in waists, she’s feminine, but potentially fussy. If she likes beatnik clothes – jeans and sloppy sweaters – she’s telling the world that she’s big, brave and non-conformist. If she’s neat and tailored, she’s self-reliant and practical, and maybe a little prudish. If she’s mad about tight pants and mannish shirts – surprise, surprise – she’s very feminine. If she wears tight, short skirts she’s saying, “Here are the goods – any offers?” As for the sexiest women of all, they choose dark and sombre colours.
Anthony Burcher flew with the RAF’s 617 Squadron on the famous Dambusters raid. His plane was shot down and he was the only member of the crew to survive. He was beaten up by the Gestapo, but told them nothing. But yesterday Burcher was sentenced to two years in prison for conspiring to defraud a hire purchase company. The fraud mainly involved juke boxes and vending machines.
A full scale inquiry is ongoing into the suspicion that Relko, winner of this year’s Derby, was doped-up to win. A 5 -1 favourite, Relko won the Derby by six lengths to collect £35,338 in prize money. However, a well-known bookmaker said there was nothing suspicious on the markets to suggest that Relko had been doped-up.
Television highlights: Adventure – Journey to Patagonia. International Film Season – The Knife, a Dutch film. Space Patrol.
Radio highlights: Non Stop Pop. As Others See Us.
Weather: cloudy with rain and drizzle. Outlook – unsettled. 19c, 66f.
Saturday 20 July 1963
The country’s Billy Bunters are being encouraged to change their diet. Out – cream buns and donuts. In – crisp breads, fruit locust beans, nuts and celery. The new diet will benefit the nation’s teeth too.
A new sensation shook the horse racing world last night. It was alleged that Tudor Treasure, 100 – 7 second favourite, was pepped up with dope to win the Victoria Cup at Ascot in May. Tests after the race indicated that he had received a stimulant.
London’s serious crime figures increased by nine percent last year. The number of serious offences reached a record 214,120, up from 196,854 in 1961. For the first time there were more than 1,000 hold-ups. A disturbing trend is that gang members, and not just their leaders, are carrying handguns.
Sylvia Willerton of Peterborough, Northants devised a love test between her husband and her lodger. She awarded points for kindness, good behaviour and cookery. The lodger won so Mrs Sylvia Willerton, mother of nine, is now Mrs Sylvia Watson.
Angry Motorist writes, “Car park charges are becoming preposterously high. Are all drivers considered to be millionaires?”
It seems as though the knee-revealing era might be nearing its end. Hemlines are creeping down in London. However, we will have to wait until the Paris fashion shows next month to see what skirt lengths will be this season.
Television highlights: Juke Box Jury with Joan Sims and Kenneth Williams. First Night of the Proms. Motor Racing from Silverstone.
Radio highlights: Recent Record Releases. Sports Service including sailing and rifle shooting.
Weather: sunny spells. Outlook – mainly dry and sunny. 21c, 70f.
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